I wish i had that witty humour all the time. That (friendly) sarcasm. That way of turning negative to positive. The oh-so-original metaphors and similes.some people can just shoot their mouths off, and what comes out is always funny. I can't do that. Not when i need it.I can irritate Sarah quite well with it. Sometimes.I can talk a lot of crap on msn, make up quirky stuff and such.BUT.in an essay?in a speech?under pressure?not really.